An important message to us all this holiday season:
This just in. ZMac has received word from our jolliest customer that all of his OD shipments have been successfully picked up and are safely en route from the North Pole to a multitude of residential locations across the globe. Be advised these oversized and over-dimensional loads are being transported by eight hard-working caribou pulling a sled-like vehicle.
ZMac has secured all of the transport logistics so that the driver, donning a red suit and full white beard, can unload safely on rooftops everywhere. To facilitate drop off of each load, we ask that paths be cleared in and out of all chimneys. No additional precautions must be taken to receive the shipments; however, the driver has requested a plate of cookies and glass of milk to be placed near any stockings hanging from mantels, if possible.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation in ensuring a “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Wishing you every happiness this holiday season, from our ZMac family to yours.
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